Forensics Not Found at TWU

READ THIS OR ANGST: In rapid response to Monk's latest blogs, I believe I hold a similar opinion and would hope to God that the world listen to what I have to say as well. That includes the not-so-dry topic as (you didn't guess) forensics. "Why not dry?" you may ask. In case you haven't heard, the study of forensics in comparison to its close relative of archeology, is, my dear people, wet and wild. Anyway, in any relation to Monk's thorough topic of flailing discontent with TWU society, I propose that the study of forensics is only appropriately lacking at TWU. Not only can you not dig up bones, or walk around campus talking about your ancestors, you just can't flat out, get past ANTH 101. They don't offer it and they won't. You can forget about Trinity as a culturally-minded institution. Yes, there are one or two, or (eek!) maybe even three people on campus who might be interested in it. Offering classes on it, however is far-fetched. Did I really write to talk about classes that aren't offered? That's of no concern to me anymore, so no. What I did write to say, is that there is a differing type of forensics that should really be addressed here. You might as well post a sign and get fined for it: No digging into life and policy of TWU "community". What Monk refers to regarding no fornication simply reinforces the true notion that TWU thinks it's ok to live a lie. Don't dig past happy faces and high GPA's. Don't ask past chapel attendance and proper dorm duties. Yeah, they'd like to ask, wouldn't they, only that presents a problem: they wouldn't like what they would find. Don't ask cuz you don't want to know. It's better to leave your shovel at home than to find out who really drinks a Heineken in the Back 40. In fact, if you're having any anti-Christian problems, leave those at home too. They aren't welcome at TWU. Don't you know you'll only infect someone if you dig that kind of stuff up? Besides, wet and wild isn't the going trend at Twu.